What’s up with Canada?

Food Prices

  • Once a week, the leaders of Canada’s four major political parties do all the talking during Question Period. It may be a bit undemocratic; but it’s definitely entertaining:

    Mr. Speaker 3, 2, 1 … Go!

    Pierre After eight years of Justin’s taxes and deficits, Canadians can’t afford to eat. A record-smashing two million people are now using food banks. Why do Liberals want Canadians to starve?

    Justin I know Canadians are struggling. But this government has lifted half a million kids out of poverty.

    ­Pierre Oh, so you’re saying Canadians have never had it so good?

    Jagmeet Canadians know who’s to blame for food prices: It’s greedy grocery CEOs. So why do you let Galen get away with it?

    Pierre Jagmeet, you’re Team Trudeau – remember? Plus Galen isn’t greedy – it’s you and Justin who are greedy … greedy for hardworking Canadian tax dollars.

    Justin This government established $10-a-day daycare, free dental care for poor kids, bigger child benefit cheques … which program would you cut?

    Pierre How about the ArriveCAN app? It didn’t work; it cost 500 times what it should have; and now it’s under criminal investigation. Why did you shove this horrible app down Canada’s throat?

    Justin OK, ArriveCAN may suck. But the real reason you hate it is your hidden agenda: you’re covertly courting votes from COVID deniers. In other words: your tinfoil hat is showing.

    Jagmeet Enough! Canadians are being forced to live in tents, cars … even apartment lobbies. And seniors are forced to choose between food and heat. How will you keep them safe this winter?

    Justin Let me get back to you on that.

    Pierre Ah! Finally something the Conservatives and the NDP can agree on: Liberals want old people to freeze to death.

    Justin If you care so much about seniors, why did you raise retirement to 67? We brought it back to 65.

    Pierre Fewer seniors used food banks when Conservatives were in charge. Their joints ached less too. And when I was housing minister, average rents were $950 and mortgage fees were $1,400.

    Justin When you were housing minister you only built 99 homes!

    Pierre Not true! I built 200,000 homes in a single year! You’ve been in power for eight years … how many homes have you built? Z to the E to the R to the O.

    Justin We’re getting homes built all over Canada: Ajax, Brampton… you name it. We just invested in a project in Moncton. Hamilton too. Did I mention Brampton?

    Yves You love to talk about food and housing. But you neglect the most important topic on everybody’s mind: Quebec sovereignty. Why are you scared to admit that Quebec could make it on its own?

    Justin If you don’t want to be part of Canada, why are you here?

    Pierre The Bank of Canada said this week that your drunken spending is driving up inflation: True or false?

    Justin If it’s true, why is inflation falling?

    Pierre If it’s false, why is Canada in housing hell?

    Justin Oh, and what’s your housing plan?

    Mr. speaker OK, time’s up!

    This was edited for length and clarity.

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  • I’ll admit my initial reaction to learning that the Canadian government gave two standing ovations to a 98-year-old who literally fought for the Nazis was to feel sorry for the guy responsible: Anthony Rota.

    Before resigning earlier this week, Rota served admirably as speaker of the House of Commons. He was remarkably nonpartisan, despite having to deal with an unrelentingly unprofessional Conservative party. And he obviously isn’t a Nazi, or Russian propagandist, or anything like that.

    Plus, as somebody who can make them from time to time, my general position is this: People shouldn’t be defined by their mistakes, unless their mistakes define them.

    But this sense of compassion has since given way to new feelings: contempt and curiosity.

    First: contempt. Everybody makes mistakes, sure; but this mistake is absolutely massive. It’s one thing to take a very old man at his word when he tells you about his time in the war; it’s another to not google his name before shouting him out in front of Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

    Rota meant well, of course. But he may as well have accidentally fired a missile by sitting on the launch button, considering all the damage he has done to the Liberals. How could he and his staff be so careless when this situation so obviously called for so much care?

    Which brings us to my second delayed reaction: curiosity. Just how bad is this going to turn out for Trudeau? Because – while I know it seems inconceivable now – our deeply unpopular prime minister was just on the cusp of making a comeback.

    Trudeau had finally taken steps to fix Canada’s housing crisis – both by waiving the GST for new rental construction and by beginning to talk openly about the fact that home prices can’t keep going up (sorry, homeowners).

    Whatever you think of him, Trudeau’s better-late-than-never plan is the same or better than the one put forward by Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre.

    And Trudeau had just taken a stand against food price inflation that could be accurately described as “gangsta.” He summoned the leaders of Canada’s biggest grocery chains to Ottawa, berated them, then ordered them to stabilize prices by Thanksgiving “or I will.”

    Whatever you think of him, that’s some cold-blooded shit to say to Galen Weston — and as the kids say, I’m here for it.

    Plus Trudeau had just let Indian prime minister Narendra Modi know that he’s not somebody to fuck with after Modi tried to stonewall an investigation linking the Indian government to the murder of a Canadian Sikh in B.C in June.

    Whatever you think of him, that’s a power move to take against a superpower — and it’s forcing our allies to publicly admit what they privately know about India’s interference in diaspora communities.

    And then of course there was the Zelenskyy visit itself… prior to the Nazi thing, I mean. The Ukrainian president spent two days thanking Canadians — but Trudeau in particular — for steadfastly supporting Ukraine and courageously condemning Russia.

    So things really were starting to look up for the prime minister. But then he was dealt this fresh disaster. And all that really matters now is: How will Trudeau respond — and how will we?

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  • Canadian lawmakers returned from summer break yesterday – only two weeks after kids were forced back to school. At first, it was pretty much business as usual:

    Pierre Welcome to housing hell. Population: everyday Canadians. It’s been eight years now, Justin. When will you finally leave us alone?

    Justin I admit there’s a housing crisis. That’s why we eliminated sales tax on new rental construction, why we’re working with municipalities to get more housing built, and why we’re directly funding affordable housing development through the National Housing Strategy.

    Pierre Tell that to people living in tents. Everybody knows that your reckless spending did this. Everyday Canadians can’t even put food on the table. When will you end their pain?

    Justin I’ve given Galen Weston and the other grocery guys an ultimatum: Stabilize food prices, or I will.

    Jagmeet Why are you even talking to them? Galen’s not our friend. He and his buddies are lining their pockets while Canadians suffer. Force them to cut food prices right now!

    Justin We’re going to make changes to the Competition Act to help with food prices.

    Pierre Do you know what makes food more expensive? Is it climate change? Is it corporate greed? No, it’s Justin’s carbon tax. It makes fuel cost more, and that makes farming and trucking cost more, and that makes food cost more – and before you know it, boom! You’re in housing hell.

    Some Liberal All those forest fires this summer were really something, weren’t they? It’s almost like we need a tax to address the consequences of climate change…

    Some Conservative Do you know what’s more expensive than climate change? Justin’s reckless policies!  

    … And so on.

    But then Prime Minister Justin Trudeau did something extraordinary. He stood in the House of Commons to accuse the Indian government of killing a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil.

    In June, Hardeep Singh Nijjar, a vocal leader of the Sikh separatist movement, was shot in his truck outside a temple in Surrey, B.C. Trudeau said he has been provided with credible intelligence that “agents of the government of India” were behind it.

    While the allegation is astonishing, the larger problem is not new. In India, support for Sikh independence is outlawed; but in Canada, which is home to the world’s largest Sikh diaspora community, it’s considered a matter of free expression.

    That said, this alleged assassination will almost certainly make matters between Canada and India significantly worse. Tensions are rising, diplomatic ties have begun to deteriorate, and more is bound to come.

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